Monday, April 21, 2008

Rock n Roll Sharia style

A few weeks ago there was a concert in Banda Aceh. Two of Indonesia's biggest bands, Nidji and Peterpan performed at the stadium to a crowd of millions!

But there was a problem. Some of the millions were boys and some of them were girls. Whatever could the authorities do to keep this event free from inappropriate mingling of the sexes?

Put up a fence of course:












Girls on one side, boys on the other please.

But there will always be bad eggs. And they do things like this:












Blatantly ignoring the spirit of the fence, this couple stood next to each other.

But it would only get worse. Next time they should build the fence out of bricks. Surely it was the sight of sexually promiscuous women that led this otherwise good man to behave so poorly:
















(to clarify, this is my friend Michael jumping the fence, but he wasn't the first to do it, and was by no means the last. There were many compromised men in attendance that day).

It seems that no matter how much you try to steer people to the path of righteousness, they are too evil or stupid to know better:
















This couple knew that holding hands was wrong, so they covered their heads in shame.

But seriously, many more awesome things happened that day. By the end of the concert there were more boys than girls on the girls' side of the fence, and there was a lot of evil dancing, girls taking off hijabs, boys taking off shirts, and lots of people getting very silly. This was youth rebellion Aceh style....and all over by evening prayer (6.30pm).

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

OMG. best post ever! BTW, your friends jumps very high. kudos. am i using too many abbreviations? TTYL! BFF! ok, i ran out.